weird / hard / stupid / scary

Growing up from rich to poor. Being a child of a small town in Baoji, Shanxi. Violent middle school, bully and be bullied. Non-mainstream Girls, ill and crazy. Hilarious Teachers with a bambo stick. Crushed with few girls, but too self-esteem to express my feeling, thinking that's a degraded behavior. Masturbate with roommates in a single bed. Telling ghost story. Suck nipples for each other with my roommate. Brush my dick using roommate's toothbrush. Flip over the school wall to play computer games. Cost 1 CNY per day for my lunch, and 3 CNY per day for computer games. Play desk mate's dick, and be punished by teacher: you two, go and do push up / you two, go back and hold up the trash can / Exploded in chemistry test, teacher asks for compensation, we scared teacher back by classmate's woods: you want to drill a hole on my iron bowl. Be forced and then gland to improvise fake story for gangs in school, hilarious. Brutal classmate, brutal father too. Flirt desk mate with violence. Play violent games in the back of class during break with WangBoWen. Desk mate MengHaoWei pretend that he's very violent to subdue me. WangBoWen spits into drinks, and I have drunk that, ewu. Be pulled down trousers during wiping blackboard by GaoFeng. Beautiful girls always get better score, dinosaurs always in lower score. Play sexual bully games closing eyes and other guy hold my hands to grab something from girls. Dorm supervisor tells roommate to snuff cigarette: Hey! you snuff it too slow. Shame for accidentally ask classmate to buy me a sausage. Be blamed from telling classmate that the girl is saoxy.

What's weird about keeping self-esteem in middle school is that you must avoid encounter your father with your friends. Refine:

What's stupid about sex enlightenment in middle school is that you are gland to play your roommate nipples.

What's scary about adolescent bully in middle school is that you don't care the legal consequence of playing your classmate's head like a ball. Refine: as a teenager, bullying others is also scary, because you can kick his head like a soccer without considering the consequence of tomorrow you.

What's scary about judging a sexy aunt with friends in middle school is that she heard that too. Refine: boys like to judge girls, that one is awful, this one is saoxy, it became scary when the girl hears it while she's holding a basin of water.

It's hard to live in middle school with 5 CNY only per week. Refine: You know how scary game addiction is? You value games higher that everything, any other thing looks like so low in your priority system. It's comfortable having 100 per week for board wages, you got 50 for my new skin, 40 for surfing, 5 for daily lunch, 5 for cigarette.

It's hard to say love to your crush in middle school for Chinese. Refine: It's hard to say "I love you" for Chinese, so we always utilize some indirect excuse.

It's stupid to listen ghost story of your roommate after lights off in middle school. (He Lei poops) Refine:

It's weird to be threat to tell improvising story to gang gangs in middle school.

It's scary to be pulled down trousers when you wipe blackboard in middle school.

What's weird about be caught by a seasoned teacher while smoking in dormitory is that he can't blame you as snappy as young teachers.

Relationships & Growing up

It's hard to find out the right place in sex for tow virgin.

It's hard to date a girl when you have social phobia.

It's hard to chat up a girl on the street.

It's hard to supress the envy on other couples when you are handsome more than the male.

It's hard to express your interest to girls when yours just met.

It's hard to grow up with ugly face, you have to endure judge, criticize, and solo.

It's hard to be an only child when you grow up.

It's hard to challenge China Entrance Exam when you physically can only depend on yourself.

It's hard to start your own business when you are a high school student.

It's weird that I'm still not bad after suffering so many difficulties.

It's weird that I cry without reasoning when my father divorce with my mother.

It's hard to explain the sex impulsion during the time that you are in high school.

It's scary to sex novice when your girlfriend period are coming before climax.

谈恋爱 喜欢用钱砸 失恋

It's stupid to comfort girlfriend by throw money to her. Don't call that girl! You prioritized that girl, you fucking game boy, Wuwuwu. (squint at my face stealthily) I'm sorry baby, she's going to suicide, I have to. You betrayed me, you fucking game boy, I blacklisted you, never come to see me aging, ..., unless with that gold lock.

被迫即兴编故事

It's hard to improvise a gang theme story in front of the thug in school. I just come across to show off my talent in the night self-study class, but the thug guys addicted on these stuff. Every night they invite me to the passageway, and surround me like in the Roma court. People stand on step or down steps, I stand between the conjunction area of stairs. Generally go with topic of identity, sex, modern, subduing. Zhao Xin brother is smoking in toilet, "What are you fucking doing", the physics teacher comes, people dispersed quickly, Zhaoxin is mad of been interrupt, he rush to the face of teacher and give him a slap in each side. PT is scared. he finally found out he offended the guy he can not handle. ... Just like this.